“ Hello! My name is Spidy and I'm a spider.OK, not really. “ hello i am Glados i run this device what do you want sir” Don't let that "horrible person" thing discourage you.” I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. “ hello there friend blah blah blah beeeeeeeeep” I don't think you understand the concept of testing.” “ You are listening to the podcast called TEKNICAST” Is it because you are dead? It is, you simpleton.” You do not seem to be healthy at the moment. “ hello santtu, welcome to your workstation” “ nothing is true everything is permitted” “ Hi, my name is Nasser, I am a cyborg, nice to meet you”
“ Wait! no! Don't spill that drink on me! Noooooooooo- system error.” “ this was a triumph! im making a note here, huge success!” “ I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.” “ What is a class of engineering applications?” “ Who the hell are you and what do you want?” “ william, you are wanted downstairs immediately.” “ Hello Theotime, The Aperture Enrichment Center requires you to be a test subject” “ it's YOU, it's been a long time, you know i've been really busy being dead, you know, after you murdered me” “ your about to witness the presentation of eveready team. “ Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, guys! Chocolate rain!” Draw a circle, that's the earth, I am Hetalia!” My hump my hump my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)” My hump, my hump, my hump my hump my hump. “ What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? Imma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump my hump My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)” “ The track you're listening to is made by Venom” “ First go like this, spin around, stop!” “ hello i will die OK will you? yes because you are just about to turn into a safety cube” “ Matthew can`t stay awake, like a monster.”
“ Hello, and again welcome to The Aperture Science Computer aided enrichment center.”